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February 2012
Josh Hutcherson: I'm single, I don't have a girlfriend.
Me: I volunteer as tribute.
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itsranjelodiaz replied to your photo: so here i am trying to take a picture of myself at…
MODERN FAMILY IS THE BEST!
i watch it all for phil dunphy because he’s like, the best character on the show.
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I don't understand why it is generally acceptable...
Where I’m from, if you don’t believe in a god, your parents, relatives and friends will think that you’re leading yourself down a bad path. When actually, that is not the case. Believing in a god is not going to give you a surefire successful future. Believing in a god is not going to be the right thing for everyone. These people need to accept the fact that their religion is not...
itskrystmindset:
dianakris:
aisforarvin:
How to ask out Filipinos:
buy flowers
make a sign
record it all and add aj rafael music
preach
ROFLMAO!!!!!! OH MY GOD.
so i went to mcdonalds today
and when they ask for my name, i say “christine”
they wrote down “steve” on the receipt
l o l
like seriously
steve
seriously
Let's compare scars, I'll tell you whose is worse.
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Me: *turns on radio*
Taylor Swift: feels feels feels revenge slut-shaming more feels you broke my heart and now I'm making a catchy country tune about it yeah yeah yeah acoustic guitar
Bruno Mars: suicidal thoughts and plaid and war zones and gratuitous morphine use pain angst hurt for some reason all my songs involve me unnecessarily dying for you
Rihanna: no one cares what I'm singing about but you can assume it's a shitty metaphor for sex while I gyrate in little to no clothing on fake animals but at least it's stupidly catchy
Every single rap artist: bitches hoes in da club lots of money she wants the dick all these songs are about clubbing and sex and does anyone honestly live this lifestyle outside of music videos
Nicki Minaj: hkjhkjhcw fweljfhwjhddljhd hfojencojen nieukjdh lots of fast talking in a weird accent ha ha ha pop culture reference I'm a feminist with lots of wigs and in case you haven't noticed BIG BOOBS I don't even know what I'm rapping about lol
Me: *turns off radio*
I'm always pretty productive whenever I feel like...
So there’s that.
